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Hormone Monstress
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The Hormone Monstress
Biological Information
Born Connie (age 1000+)
Gender Female
Eye Color                  Cerulean
Hair Color Auburn
Race/Ethnicity Hormone Monster
Personal Information
Interests Bubble baths
Lingerie
Family Unknown
Friends Jessi Glaser
Missy
Lovers Hormone Monster
Enemies Nick Birch
Shannon Glaser
Cantor Dina Reznick
Production
Debut "Everybody Bleeds"
Voiced By Maya Rudolph
Gallery
Because I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths. ("Everybody Bleeds")

The Hormone Monstress, whose real name is Connie, is one of the main characters in the adult animation series, Big Mouth. Just like Maurice, Connie is a hormone monster who often acts as a guide to Jessi and Missy through their journey of puberty. She is voiced by actress and singer, Maya Rudolph.

Series Overview

Connie is one of the major characters in Big Mouth. Unlike many of the regular cast, she did not debut in "Ejaculation", but in "Everybody Bleeds". Episodes that more moderately focus on her are "Girls Are Horny Too" and "I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah".

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Connie and Jessi meeting for the first time.

In "Everybody Bleeds", Connie appears in Jessi's room after the incident at The Statue of Liberty. She begins to inform Jessi about she's a woman on the rise and that her teenage years are going to be the best years of her life.

In "Am I Gay?", Jessi is on her date with Nick, but things are really awkward between the two. Jessi eventually leaves to go to the restroom to wash her face. While she's there, Connie appears and tells her how painful it is to watch her and Nick's awkward date. She simply tells Jessi that her and Nick weren't meant to be together and that she should just break up with him. Later, Nick tells Matthew (who eventually tells the school) that he was the one who broke up with Jessi. When Jessi receives the information about what Nick lied about, Connie gets furious and states that they should rip out his heart through his rectum. Jessi confronts Nick in the hallway at school to put him on blast, while Connie acts as her co-signer and guides Jessi on what to say to truly hurt Nick's feelings.

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Connie prompting Jessi to talk to Devin.

In "Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality", Jessi gets irritable after Jay's misogynistic comments. This prompts Connie to inform Jessi that she should have her own sleepover with the popular girls, Devin and Lola. Jessi confidently asks the girls about the sleepover and they accept. She also invites Missy (much against Connie's wishes) because she needs another smart-girl with her.


Character

Biography & Background

Main article: Hormone Monsters (species)
Connie is a female hormone monster who has been roaming the world for over thousands of years. So far, she is the only known female hormone monster in the series.

According to the Maurice, life and his birth first began when a giant alien flies to planet Earth and proceeds to have sex with a hole in the ground. The orgasm of both the alien and the Earth triggered the birth of the Maurice. While this does not confirm Connie's origin per se, it is implied that she was born that same way as her male counterpart.

During a conference meeting with Maurice about Andrew and Missy's first kiss, it is revealed that two have had a long history together. The Monsters had their first kiss together on Pangaea when the dinosaurs just left on their spaceship. With the dinosaurs gone, Maurice and Connie had the planet to themselves.

Physical Apperance

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Connie's primary design.

Many characteristics that Connie possess can often be compared to animals and beasts. Her large pink lips, sharp teeth, large nose, and thick bushy eyebrows are reminiscent of a dragon, while her detailed yellow and beige horns, hindlimbs, and leaf-shaped ears are similar to that of a goat. She stands at an impressive height, only being slightly shorter than Maurice. She has a voluptuous build with tan fur and a yellow stomach. Differing from Maurice, her hands are a much lighter shade of beige and she doesn't seem to have visible nails.

One of Connie's most prominent characteristics is her long auburn-red hair. Unlike Maurice, she has the ability to control her hair on a whim.

Personality

Sultry and seductive, Connie is the show's "femme fatale." She's feisty, sassy, and at times can be controlling. To an extent, Connie can be ill-tempered and impetuous.

Relationships

Hormone Monster

Jessi Glaser

Missy

Connie and Missy's relationship can be described as complex and confusing. Despite being Missy's hormone monster as well, Connie has made it clear that she is quite embarrassed by Missy. In "Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality", Jessi invites Missy to her sleepover and Connie shows that she isn't too pleased with her decision. While at the sleepover, Connie herself even stated that Missy is the weak one and that she must be sacrificed. It was revealed that Missy's hormone monster is, in fact, Connie in "The Head Push". While talking to Maurice about Andrew and Missy's first kiss, she told him that Missy has no idea what she's doing.

Quotes

  • "Hello my precious, little ravioli." (to Jessi in Everybody Bleeds)
  • "I am The Hormone Monstress!" (to Jessi in Everybody Bleeds)
  • "But you'll have to make some changes, dumpling. For instance, what the fuck is this?" (to Jessi in Everybody Bleeds)
  • "Listen to me! You wanna shoplift lipstick! You wanna listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts! You wanna scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!" (to Jessi in Everybody Bleeds)
  • "Because I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths." (to Jessi in Everybody Bleeds)
  • "We shall reach out that little pygmy's ass and pull out his heart! His ass heart!" (to Jessi in Am I Gay?)
  • "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!" (to Nick in Am I Gay?)
  • ♪ Popular girls, walkin' down the hallway, flat iron hair, callin' the fuckin' shots ♪
  • Of course you do! Everybody wants to be friends with Devin. She's the queen bee. And you want that honey. Buzzz..."
  • "And I'm sorry I made you say that stuff. I just wanted you to be p-popular (starts crying) and have flat ironed hair and caaaalllll the fuckin' shots!" (sobbing)
  • "You tell Shannon that you do not want nice. You want two scoops of Hagan Dazs French-vanilla boobies."
  • "Of course, pickle-rino. If ya need me I'll be in the bubble bath watching Dr. Drew Pinsky. He looks like a sexy turtle."
  • "Yeah! (throws alcohol bottle on the ground) The hormones in this house are goin' bananas cream puddin'! Maury? Maury, I changed my mind..."
  • "Hey Maury! You can keep ya dicks at my apartment! I'll give you your own dick drawer! (runs into a coffee table) Ow! Fuck you, coffee table!"
  • "Burn the house to the ground! Use the boxy dress as kindling!"
  • "She should shut the fucchh up."
  • "Yes, you can! You are a woman now. And this is what women do. We suck up all the bullshit that the world dumps up on us and keep smiling through it all in our BOXY ASS DRESSES!"
  • "Now stick your pinky in his toffee colored tushie!"


Apperances

Trivia

  • She's currently the only main character to be absent in an episode.